
Anita Ekberg
Reblogged from Casa de Ricardo.
September 15, 2012, 5:45pm
My first impulse upon meeting God was to lick all her fucked up little teeth. She had thousands of them, all different flavors.
Some sang old country & western songs, others whispered of the crushed fragile mysteries. We didn’t run out of gin until the 3rd millennium.
And some may think it wrong to destroy the earth’s core for just a few bottles more, but I tell ya, it was more than worth it. Infused with millions of years of pent up boredom and suffering, such a sublime sweetness.
September 15, 2012, 5:26pm
An extremely rare white rhino, of which there are only four left in the entire world, in the Kenyan Ol Pejeta reservation, roams about the plains flanked by armed bodyguards.
(via Wimp.com)
September 15, 2012, 5:22pm
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
September 12, 2012, 11:58pm
States of Undress No. 19, featuring strawberry printed undies by Knickerocker! as an animated gif!
September 12, 2012, 11:54pm